cyberpapi:

Goal in life is to be a very polite version of gucci mane

(via alexusl0l)

lurkpapus:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

I think about this everyday

bvsedjesus:

i wanna lose myself between your legs
i wanna make your body shake

(via immvture)

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(Source: hunnessy, via briadior)